a healthy dose of abuse


ironman omelette
I can’t remember the first time I ate at The Elbow Room. Guaranteed, it was sometime during Journalism school. My memories of brunches with friends, family, boyfriends, and first dates all blend into each other. I think I’ve probably eaten there more than anywhere in Vancouver.
So it seemed fitting that I introduce Melanie to one of Vancouver’s institutions.
The only problem: I had just started my cleanse, which meant no dairy, wheat, or sugar. It wouldn’t be impossible – it might just be a bit scary, seeing that The Elbow Room prides itself on borderline abusive service.
We met at noon on a Sunday, and as usual, the place was packed. The menu can seem a bit daunting at first, but is basically divided into traditional breakfast fare, bennies, omelettes, and lunch dishes (including their freshly-made burgers).
Melanie decided on a country-style breakfast, which came with two large eggs, five strips of Montreal style bacon, hash browns and toast.
I decided to try my best to stick to the cleanse and I think I did okay. I ordered the Ironman omelette, which is sautéed spinach, grilled tomato, white onion and red and green bell peppers and topped with hollandaise. I nixed the hollandaise and the toast, and ordered a side of hash browns.
I winced when I ordered and prayed for no abuse, but long-time owner, Patrick, was kind. That’s the thing with The Elbow Room – you never know when you’re going to get picked on.
According to The Elbow Room’s website, it was started in 1983 by Patrick Savoie and Brian Searle. It was originally located on Jervis Street, and then they moved to their present location and also acquired a new partner, Soheil Sadri, in 1996.

country-style breakfast
The walls are lined with photos of mostly C and D-list celebrities who have eaten at the restaurant – although look hard and you’ll find photos of Tom Seleck, Hilary Swank, and Sharon Stone.
Our meals arrived and they were hearty as usual. I honestly can’t say it was the best omelette I’ve ever had, but it also wasn’t something that I would ever choose to order – the cleanse made me do it!
The Elbow Room’s omelettes are a little different than I’m used to. The omelette is laid on top of the fillings rather than incasing the filling in the egg. And the hash browns are real hash browns, and not the deep-fried potato wedges that some other breakfast joints are trying to pass off these days. They’re lightly seasoned, so I don’t even feel like I need ketchup.
Part of what makes The Elbow Room’s so-called lackluster service is that they bring you your first coffee or tea, but refills are up to you to get. I’ve seen a few people make the mistake of asking for more coffee – it’s a guarantee to get picked on for the rest of your meal.
Cleanse or no cleanse, I finished my entire meal. Melanie, on the other hand, had not. Part of what makes The Elbow Room so appealing is their commitment to the community. Everyone who doesn’t finish their meal must make a donation to A Loving Spoonful – a charity that provides meals to those living with HIV/AIDS.
So we cheerfully made our donation and shuffled our way past those waiting in line. We could still hear the squawks from the servers outside. The Elbow Room might not be winning any awards for their creativity, but what they lack in culinary genius, they make up in heart. And that’s what makes me come back again and again.
The Elbow Room Cafe
560 Davie St
Vancouver | BC
604.685.3628
theelbowroomcafe.com














